Badly Translated German History

I translated Wikipedia's timeline of Germany through languages with terrible translation quality, this was the result.

MUSIC:
Germany Theme Medieval - Civ 6
Krak des Chevaliers - CK2
Asset Gathering - Victoria 3
Raise The Flag - HOI4
Axis Theme - Hearts of Iron IV
Germany Peace - Civ 5

I can't believe the funny hearts of iron country is real!!?