You Better Put Some Water On That Damn Sh*t | Obscure 70s Funk/Soul Song

[Obscure 70s Song] Clyde "Silky" Malone - You Better Put Some Water On That Damn Sh*t (1976)

"When the milk runs dry, the funk gets poured on."

Welcome to Retroactive Rhythms! Today, we’re diving deep into the crates to bring you an absolute hidden gem from the golden era of funk and soul! Introducing Clyde "Silky" Malone and his hilarious 1976 track, "You Better Put Some Water On That Damn Sh*t!" — a funky anthem for anyone who's ever faced a dry bowl of cereal and kept on surviving.

Clyde is the younger brother of the legendary Soulfire Curtis Malone, the man behind the 1974 cookout classic, "Who Made This Nasty Ass Potato Salad?" — and clearly, musical greatness (and comedy) runs in the family!

If you love obscure 70s music, obscure 70s songs, obscure funk songs, and obscure soul songs, or if you're just hunting for a funny song to sing, a funny song for adults, or a funny song to dance to, you’re gonna love this throwback!
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Clyde "Silky" Malone

Clyde "Silky" Malone always lived in the shadow of his big brother, the legendary Soulfire Curtis Malone. While Curtis was out saving cookouts and slapping raisins out of potato salad bowls, Clyde was back home in 1976, trying to make a name for himself with his brand new single, "You Better Put Some Water On That Damn Sh*t!" Inspired by a real-life breakfast crisis, Clyde had turned his struggle—running out of milk for his cereal—into a full-blown funk anthem for the hungry and hopeless.

Clyde's big debut came at the Funky Bowl-O-Rama in Macon, Georgia, where the crowd was half there for the soul music and half there for the two-dollar shoe rentals. Decked out in a purple crushed velvet jumpsuit, platform shoes, and a gold "Silky" nameplate belt buckle, Clyde took the stage with a spoon in one hand and a bowl of dry cereal in the other. "This one’s for everybody who had to suffer in silence... with tap water and cornflakes!" he hollered, before launching into the funkiest, most heartbreaking jam the world never knew it needed.

The performance was pure chaos. Folks in the crowd started passing around empty milk cartons like protest signs. Some women fainted when Clyde hit the high note during the third chorus. A fight nearly broke out when a man tried to actually pour water onto his neighbor’s nachos. By the time Clyde got to the final "DAMN SH*T!" scream, the building smelled like burnt popcorn and broken dreams—but Clyde knew he had arrived.

Though he never quite reached Soulfire's legendary heights, Clyde "Silky" Malone carved out his own corner of the funk universe—forever known as the Patron Saint of Dry Cereal. And somewhere deep down, Curtis was proud... knowing that Clyde did check the fridge first, faced the cold, empty truth like a man, and still turned his struggle into pure, unfiltered funk.


🔴 DISCLAIMER: This is an AI Music Comedy Channel! The artist & band stories are fictitious, and lyrics won’t be historically accurate—think “what if they sang about this in that era” for laughs. If you're here for serious music history, this ain't it. But if you’re here to kick back and enjoy some wild tunes, welcome to the party! 😆🎶

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