@mrmidnight32
Plot twist: The neighbors got divorced. They had 12g impacts all over their kitchen.
@soysauce3551
No broken glasses, door and windows perfectly fine, neighbor's kids in several pieces, no complaints.
@bozosmemeshack2326
Plot twist: His wife is the cameraman
@scar3xcr0
Wife: "Why is there a shotgun shell in the Roomba"
@kaotikhorror
"Honey, did you shoot the neighbors again?" "No, I was inside all day".
@Edenshard
Strangest way I’ve ever heard someone say they want a divorce
@Christisking-alltheway
Neighbor: why is there a bullet hole through my gate?
@keithsimon4144
Third option Wife tries to enter back door. No divorce needed.
@giltyascharged
wife walks in through the back door .. doesnt get divorced. becomes a widower
@dawson508
I'm a postman, we've had a vote and basically, you don't get mail anymore.
@arandom1024
One of the best furnished indoor shooting ranges I’ve seen.
@1Matt3
Neighbors: That guy has incredible surround sound for movies
@MiamiBomber
Dude makes Ja Morant seem like a responsible gun owner
@SteveVi0lence
ATF: your house is an unregistered suppressor
@TheWunderWaffleTTV
"Um sir heres your grubhu-" thud
@williambrown6044
So basically he just wanted two things 1. He wanted to shoot his gun in the house and 2. He really wanted a divorce but didn't want to ask for one. Cheers man
@jonask144
How to keep property taxes in your area low 101:
@everteathered
Wife said I have two options: A. Shes divorcing me B. Shes divorcing me
@connorposton3907
“Hey neighbor can I borr—“
@TKO593