@thegamingdino_

Mc with dull blade, plot armour and friendship

@Lunar-e9c

Traveler with their iconic dull blade

@MiserlyRGB

Timmie after you kill his pigeons

@NathanGaming-z3d

Paimon when you call her emergency food

@AveIdranoel_A.L.E.I.

"Benny's adventure team assembles !"

@CarlyRBLXADDICT

1.Timmie when you kill his pigeons
2.Pierro
3.Tsaritsa
4.Venti in his serious mode and using Istaroth's power
5.The unknown god
6.Traveler with the dull blade
7.a child from teyvat (they aint hurting one) 
8.the one who trained skirks master
9.Hexerinzirkel Witches (idk how to spell Hexerinzirkejduaydbrisidh) 
10.zhongli when you steal his mora (Hes summoning the iconic meteor)
11.Nahida (She will delete you from existence) 
12.The Hydro claymore (not a character but alr) 
13.Klee with her bombs (Arle would protect her and klee will bomb them all) 
14.Abyss Sibling
15.Columbina when she was still an angel (not a fallen angel) 
16.CritKomi
17.Venti when he doesn't say "May the wind bless your travels!" Instead he say "May the wind haunt your travels" and then you suddenly run out of air even though your a puppet (Another venti cause i love him) 
18.Ningguang with Zhongli's ult (she gon be dropping the jade chamber) 
19.Neuvilette crying (It will flood and they will drown bcz they will run out of stamina, if its not gameplay then tarta will drown, and so will arle, scara will malfunction since hes a robot, and Capitano already dead bruh) 
20.Shoguns Shouki no kami (Capitano already dead, no need to worry about him) 
21.Mavuika with her motorcycle (YASS QUEEN RUN OVER THEM) 
22.Bennys adventure team! Assemble
23.help! My food is attacking me! 
24.Fiddlesticks...
25.Furina when she has the hydro gnosis
26.Xbalanque
27.Focalors
28.Egeria? (She will probably drown them) 
29.Traveler with his original power (Yes another traveler) 
30.Out of 5.. 3 must pay a price.. (Ik blade aint from Genshin but hes immortal, and there are no rules) 
31.Istaroth
32.Every immortal natlan enemy
33.Pollux/Castorice's dragon
34.Venti when in roasting mode
For example for venti
-‎Venti/Barbatos:JUST LET ME DO THE DAMN PAPERWORK! 
‎Zhongli/Morax:I am not that old! 
‎Ei/Beelzebub:Why are you guys screaming in 3 in the damn morning? I can hear you guys all the way from f*cking inazuma, im trying to watch my trashy soap operas. 
‎Zhongli:why are you watching trashy-
‎Ei:that is not important, anyways what were you guys yelling about? 
‎Venti:MORAX WON'T LET ME PUT HIM IN A NURSING HOME! 
‎Zhongli:I am not that old!
‎Venti:YEA AND MY ARCHON OUTFIT DOESN'T SCREAM WHORE
‎Zhongli:I can't believe an Alcoholic heaven is telling me what to do
‎Venti:AND I CAN'T BELIEVE A DEMENTED RAT IS REFUSING HELP FROM- yours truly~
‎Ei:Venti.. Your nothing special
‎Venti:AND YOUR SISTER ISNT SPECIAL BECAUSE SHE'S NOW F*CKING DEAD
‎Ei:Dead like your friend? 
‎Zhongli:yea Venti.. Your a walking... living... Breathing skinwalker
‎Venti:breathing unlike your WIFE?! 
‎Zhongli:sh*t I had a wife? 
‎Venti:THAT'S WHAT I MEAN BY "YOU HAVE DEMENTIA" YOU F*CKING IDIOT
‎*Nahida/Buer and Furina/Focalors joined the call*
‎Nahida:what time is it..? 
‎Furina:I would like to know the same thing. . I was in the middle of my beauty sleep. . the best archon of them all! Me! Focalors! Needs to look the best of the best, this couldn't wait? 
‎Venti:Ehe, well you can stop sleeping now because your so called beauty is only gonna get worse. . Glow up? More like throw up. . 
‎Nahida:oh damn. . ! 
‎Furina:excuse me? 
‎Venti:speaking of throw up, your outfit looks like someone was brushing their teeth and puked all over you, I hope some of the toothpaste got on you so your stink ass atitude can smell fresher. 
‎Nahida:looks like peepaw fell asleep. . 
‎Furina:hmm.. I like you, you and I are allies now
‎Venti:whoah really? Would you like me to retract my statement? 
‎Furina:no need. . I was just surprised.. 
35.Jing yuan with his yellow eletric big giant pet (idk the name, but its in his ult) 
36.Silverwolf (she can teleport you anywhere) 
37.The player

CAPITANO ALREADY DEAD AND SCARAMOUCHE ALREADY CHANGED ITS JUST TARTA AND ARLE NOW

(if this gets 50 likes im adding more!)

38.The moon sisters (someone told me to add them and thx) 
39.The replacement for Capitano (captain is dead and scara gown/gone) 
40.Dottore
41.Lore accurate Yanqing (in lore its said that his strength is multiverse |idk what it means|) 
42.Lore accurate Jingliu (Its claimed that shes multi-universe???) 
43.Qiqi (SHES GONNA CURSE THEIR PULLS) 
44.every god (Archons are gods, but some gods arent archons) 
45.Kevin Kaslana -Lore accurate
46.Kate Kaslana - mihoyo is gonna let her win cause shes the first one they created
47.Kiana Kaslana -Lore accurate
48.Moms
49.That one random oc that is described as "Strongest, every boy likes her, she likes Xiao, blah blah blah"
50.Lyney (ARLE GON TURN AGAINST CHILDE AND KILL HIM) 
51.Kaveh glitch (if you started genshin early you would know) 

(my head hurts, ill add more tom)

ALSO THANKS FOR THE LIKES AND THE 2 SUGGESTIONS KAVEH GLITCH AND MOON SISTERS!!

im switching to hsr (my comment reset😭) 
52.Nanook
53.Oroboros
54.Qlipoth
55.IX
56.Lan
57.Yaoshi
58.Aha

I forgot the other aeons but please add suggestions in the replies

59.Acheron
60.Aglaea
61.Castorice
62.The Herta
63.Feixiao
64.Mydei
65.Raiden Mei
66.Elysia
67.Bronya Zaychik
59-67 is from kinichfan_70

@SruthiVepa

Ehe~ 
Wouldn't gliding be fast~~?

@PhysicallyJustASillyGuy

Ei: *turns them to dust
Wanderer: "I'm not fighting my mom"
Capitano: *already dead

@backsttaber123

Venti our og mysterious god

@Im_a_weirdo258

"LET THE MIGHTY BE HUMBLED"

@svetoslavmilovanov6258

Skirk's master

@NdukaOjeifo-pu7mw

'I will have order'
'Ehe'
'I am the final calamity'

@Jeff_and_his_Nukes

That one capybara from natlan

@Eepy_Edits

Osmanthus wine tastes the same as I remember, but where are those that share the memory?

@Fishcake-tg2zx

That ancient dragon dude and the little one with a whole fucking nuke

@Hikari_offical129

"My dinner is attacking me?"
"Bennys adventure team assemble!"

Timmie.

@kajwksk8i

"According to the judgment to the oratrice mecanique d'analiz cardinal."

@Rizzley_101

The Unknown God

@HuTaoYasss

Crit barbara when she finds out the holy lyre fix wasnt forever.

@JamesonRarick

Venti when his alcohol is on the line