@hugoo1549

Every day is the stupidest day until tomorrow.

@floridagirl4407

Quick! Change the locks before he gets back!!!

@metalman1884

Lock the doors, switch the locks, destroy the key, whatever it takes, don't let him back in πŸ™

@Lucky61

Thank you, Stephen, for reminding us of Mr Khashoggi. πŸ©΅πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ©΅

@Omega_0X0

RFK gives new meaning to "up shit creek without a paddle"

@JOHNSmith-pn6fj

" Grift Force One" That is perfect.

@ericj.wilkinson9317

Who's holding him accountable? No one is doing anything to stop this blatant corruption.

@Shea3224

YAY!! πŸ€ΈπŸ»β€β™€οΈ CONGRATULATIONS to Democrat Mayor John Ewing Jr. of Nebraska for his HUGE WIN tonight!! CONGRATULATIONS to The Nebraska voters who voted for him, who voted for DEMOCRACY!! Finally, Some Awesome news after a hard day of πŸ”₯!! KEEP IT UP, DON'T GIVE UP. KEEP ON FIGHTING!! WE CAN'T STOP!! Keep voting Blue!!  πŸ’™πŸ’™

@DemonKingVI

He left the country!? DON'T LET HIM BACK IN!!!

@Tuturial464

Happy Birthday Stephen Colbert!

@charlesmartin1121

'Look up in the sky.  It's a bird.  It's a plane.  No it's airborne corruption!'

@emiller113

Happy  61st Birthday Stephen thanks for keeping us sane❀

@trishrobbins9942

He left home, quick,lock the door.

@Sookeisland

Dump is not welcome in Canada πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦
Happy birthday, Stephen  ❀

@sonsatlanta

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR FAVORITE HOST.....YOU RULE STEPHEN!

@ThatOpalGuy

We need a functioning congress,  not a traitorous rabble.

@chrissya9994

Happy Birthday Stephen! You are appreciated. Your monologues are getting lots of us through these crazy Trump times we are living in. ❀

@dlgcp

The worst thing about being alive for five decades is seeing how far we’ve fallen as a society. A lack of critical thinking skills, poor education and the proliferation of conspiracy theories have allowed the worst excuse for a human being to attain the highest office in the land. Terrifying.

@TripleS24Squad

Happy birthday, Stephen! Wish you a prosperous life and keep us sane in this crazy moment!

@JustAMinuteYT

Let's sell it and put the 400 million toward paying off the national debt that all the Republicans are so concerned with.