@theitalianstallion973
Teacher: puts a meme from 2009 in her presentation Also teacher: I have achieved comedy
@thearcadehackerofficial
Student: on phone Teacher: takes phone Student: pulls out another Teacher: you weren’t supposed to do that
@iceking313
Me: drops eraser Eraser: gains invisibility
@stick69420
Someone: *hits my head with sports ball in dodgeball* Me: peace was never an option
@ahvhv
What teachers teach: 2+2=4 What's on the homework: 6+34+5=? What's on the test: If Johny had 5 apples how much coins would he have if you calculate the mass of sun and shave a parrot
@thegreatf7711
Adult: sees back to school ads The same adult: old vietnam war memories
@cardinalhamneggs5253
Teacher: "Don't eat unless you have enough for the class!" Me: Pulls out 34 bags of chips, eats all of them myself. "Never said I have to SHARE them!"
@realspiritcookies1137
Power goes out: 1st graders: Screaming 7th graders: “Welcome To The Dark Zone”
@theawesomegt1774
Me: Uses mental math Math Teacher: wHeRe Is YoUr WoRk?
@Mizzy.06
Me: Is Mad all the time Dad: “Be Positive” Me: Is happy and laughing Dad: “Be Quiet!!”
@2kusbaldo
Me: not paying attention Teacher: calls on me for correct answer Me: says random shit Teacher: correct Me: could I be the green ninja??
@chrisbulman550
Question: Johnny has 41968 cakes, he eats 41867. What does Johnny have Me: DIABETES
@yuanonio3502
Kid that wasnt listening : Gets question right Teacher : You weren’t supposed to do that.
@mysticalx7974
Smart kid: *crying because gets a bad grade on exam* C students: first time?
@whoknows1447
Student: "is happy" Teacher: We don't do that here.
@whittierebreightleydumlao1665
Me : gets bullied* Also me * fights back Teacher : listen here you little sh*t
@andreibr2539
Class: "Casually doing test" That one competitive kid: Flips paper violently
@labscience8271
School: if you drop out you will be homeless Bill Gates: you sure 'bout that?
@couldntthinkofaname2403
Girl: slaps me Teachers: Me: slaps girl back Teachers: DETENTION
@Memenade