@pineapplepizza4016

"He doesn't believe in miracles, unless you count people still inviting him to parties." Ha!

@GR.1440-p1p

β€œHe once explained gravity to a falling child-” πŸ˜±πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈπŸ€£πŸ˜­

@southernbreeze3278

apparently, AI removes about 120 lbs

@scott8919

The earth doesn't return to the same position because the galaxy itself is also moving. It is more like a spiral and... oh crap I'm turning into him

@tachyons2024

He addresses a beautiful woman by saying, β€œYou are an impeccable arrangement of atoms.”

@slothomatic

"He corrects people's dreams" is absolutely scathing. It sums him up perfectly.

@DoctorDave5

Blocked by Santa Claus! 🀣

@friedrichwilhelmvonsteuben7952

thinks he knows everything about the Universe 
can't figure out why his hallway chirps

@SoldierOftheKingofkings

He had to take "hole" out of his middle name.

@tps607

all I can say is that he certainly isn't Carl Sagan

@patrickols

I never realized how much I wanted this video 😊

@plutothe9th361

This dingus helped get Pluto declassified as a planet.

@markaboyce

I was going to call this Brilliant, but I guess it{s just extra luminous.

@megatronjenkins2473

Neil ConDeGrasse Tyson

@94462

Someone needs to send this to Joe Rogan and Tyson too lol πŸ˜‚

@MrcMcx

Lmao this is gold, I can't stand this guy

@JoshR813

"He corrects peoples dreams" LOL πŸ˜…

@Vendor1632

a legend in his own mind.

@ImperialDiecast

"Stay curious - within peer reviewed limits, my friends."
based and blackpilled.

@victorcates9330

That was comedic, efficient and accurate.